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    Apple is doomed because the iPhone is too big to fail

    Congratulations to all of the Macalope’s fellow Apple writers! The U.S. Department of Justice has given us all one thing to write about for the subsequent umpteen years. Yes, you’ve most likely heard by now that the DoJ is suing Apple over its “iPhone monopoly.” Let’s unpack this a bit. First, Webster’s defines “Monopoly” as a board sport that youngsters…

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    Warzone Mobile Is an Unoptimized Mess at Release, But Is It Doomed?

    After a yr in beta and restricted regional releases, the highly-awaited COD Warzone Mobile dropped globally on March 21. I eagerly downloaded it, brimming with each anticipation and skepticism. As an enormous fan of the unique Warzone’s top-of-the-line graphics and fast-paced gameplay, I puzzled how it will translate to a cell expertise. Suffice it to say that my first impressions…

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    Crash of the Titan: a short history of Apple’s doomed car project

    Apple’s long-rumored driverless car project, also called Project Titan, has been shuttered. But the firm didn’t announce its cancellation. In truth, Apple barely ever talked about the secretive project regardless of laboring on it for almost a decade.  Project Titan was apparent from the exterior — from automotive trade hiring to closely documented, public testing of self-driving vehicles, there was…

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    Spotify’s layoffs doomed its best (unofficial) music discovery resource

    Spotify sucks at new music discovery. That’s not precisely a scorching take contemplating how lengthy customers have been complaining about it over time, however it was once a lot simpler to forgive when different companies like Pandora and SoundCloud may assist to make up for Spotify’s shortcomings. With the corporate’s domination over the music streaming business now turning into troublesome…

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    Apple Vision Pro is doomed because everyone is using it wrong

    The Vision Pro has solely been out a couple of days now and already the Macalope is afraid he has to place his hoof down. Please, no extra sporting the Vision Pro in public, at the least till we are able to determine what’s occurring. That ought to solely take a decade or so. The Macalope’s not going to hyperlink…

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    10 Recent Movies That Were Doomed Before They Even Released

    Summary Fantastic Beasts suffered from casting adjustments and waning curiosity, resulting in plummeting field workplace performances for every successive movie within the sequence. The X-Men franchise took a nostril dive with complicated timelines and tales that felt void, leading to Dark Phoenix changing into one of many least well-liked movies within the sequence. The Marvels struggled to draw an viewers…

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    Apple Vision Pro is doomed until it gets the HomePod mini treatment

    The Vision Pro is now out there on the market! Apple has launched movies and press releases detailing the experiences that will likely be out there on day one and individuals are already complaining about which providers received’t be there. Overall, although, it looks like an important product. But how is this going to work? Not technically, however as a…

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    Captain America Was Doomed To Make His Biggest Infinity War Mistake In 1943

    Summary Captain America’s willingness to save lots of everybody led to blunders towards Thanos in Avengers: Infinity War, reflecting the immense duty on his shoulders. Captain America’s determination to guard Vision as an alternative of sacrificing him for the larger good was rooted in his morally righteous character, nevertheless it in the end had devastating penalties. Iron Man’s emphasis on…

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    Is the UK-US data bridge doomed to fail?

    The UK-US data bridge got here into impact in October 2023, marking a major step towards harmonizing data safety requirements between the United Kingdom and the United States.  The UK-US data bridge was established beneath the Data Protection Act (DPA) 2018 and acts as an extension to the EU-US Data Privacy Framework (DPF), the long-awaited alternative to the EU-US Privacy…

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    Suddenly everything Apple touches is doomed

    It is time as soon as once more to play the hit sport present “How’s That Going?!” wherein we… Wait, the Macalope really already did “How’s That Going?!” And simply final month? Huh. Usually, he introduces these items and pretends that he’s been doing them for years when in reality he simply made it up that morning proper after the…

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